FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Subject: Launch of the 13th Precinct’s New Digital Community Portal

To the citizens of our great city,

As the new commanding officer of the 13th Precinct’s Department of Unconventional Crimes, my primary mandate is to increase transparency, professionalism, and data-driven engagement with the community we serve. To that end, I am pleased to announce the official launch of our new digital portal: 13thprecinct.com.

This website will serve as a central hub for official news, updates on major cases (within the bounds of procedural integrity), and will provide an opportunity for the public to familiarize themselves with the dedicated officers and staff of this unique department.

A key feature of this initiative is the new **”Community Bulletin”** email list. Subscribers will receive regular, authorized dispatches from the precinct, including safety tips from Detective Stone and information on community outreach events. We believe this direct line of communication will foster a stronger, more collaborative relationship between the public and our department.

It has come to my attention that certain… less formal… elements have also been added to the website, including unauthorized “chat” features and personal commentary. Please be advised that these additions are currently under administrative review. The 13th Precinct officially stands by its commitment to professional, data-driven communication.

We look forward to serving you with a renewed commitment to order and efficiency.

Sincerely,

Barbara O. S. Shaw
Chief of Police, 13th Precinct